Posted by Baladev on May 6, '08 7:54 AM for everyone I am Colorblind
coffee black and egg white
Pull me out from inside
I am ready
I am taffy stuck and tongue tied
Stutter shook and uptight
Pull me out from inside
I am ready
I am fine
I am covered in skin
No one gets to come in
pull me out from inside
I am folded and unfolded and unfolding
I am
Colorblind
coffee black and egg white
Pull me out from inside
I am ready
I am fine
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Posted by Baladev on Apr 8, '08 6:37 PM for everyone What you don't know about coffee creamer can hurt you We love our coffee. The days we don't take it black, we'll put just a teeny bit of creamer into the cup. Pretty color, yummy taste. What could be wrong with that? Plenty, according to the folks at the Center for Science in the Public Interest. Here are five tidbits – some bad, some hopeful – from the April 2008 edition of Nutrition Action Healthletter: 1. Does this creamer make me look fat? Well, no, if you really use only a teaspoon of it. What are 10 calories and half a gram of saturated fat? Actually, 14.83 calories and 0.99 saturated fat grams in Coffee-Mate, the newsletter quotes the Nestle people as saying. Most people use triple that amount. 2. Big enough for you? The consumer group tells us that even if we use a teaspoon, it won't flavor what's become the norm in drink size. A typical coffee mug holds 8 to 12 ounces; a teaspoon would flavor 6 ounces. 3. But ... but ... but ... the label says it's fat-free! If a product has less than 0.5 grams of fat per serving – trans fat, saturated fat or total fat – a manufacturer can round the number down to zero. So if an unrounded teaspoon has 0.27 grams of fat and you add a rounded teaspoon to a warm beverage a few times a day ... well, just like in No. 1, the numbers add up. 4. Must we drink our coffee black? The public interest folks will not leave us spoon-less. They give approval to two fat-free liquid creamers: International Delight and Land O'Lakes Half & Half. 5. Anything else to add? Oh, yes. Try milk. Yum.
Link: http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/fea/healthyliving2/stories/DN-nh_brief3_0408liv.ART.State.Edition1.465509d.html?npc&nTar=OPUR
Posted by Baladev on Apr 1, '08 10:36 AM for everyone 1. alam mo ba, crush ako ng crush mo..
> then?
2. may nanliligaw sa akin... gorgeous
unlike ur bf/gf, pangit...
> so?
3. pwede ka nang umalis wala akong
pakialam.
> ayaw ko pa eh!
4. hay naku ang boring mong kausap
> 'di naman ako nagsasalita ah?
5. ang kapal ng mukha mo
> ok.
6. ano bang problem mo!?!? gusto mo
yata ng away eh
> hindi, gusto ko peace!
7. ang pangit naman ng gawa mo
> thank you!
8. mas mahal niya ako
> ouch naman!
9. ang yabang mo naman
> siyempre, ako si michael knight e
10. ang sungit mo naman
> sorry!
11. ang gulo mo kausap
> kasing gulo ng buhok mo?
12. i hate u
> wahh
13.sinong nagsabi na tutulungan kta
> meron nga ba?
14. mas maganda/pogi pa ako sa iyo eh
> hehe ayos
15. mas pipiliin ako ng bf/gf mo
> sapak muna
16. Laway concious ka ba?
> ano un?
17. ang gago mo.
> mas gago ka, hehe
18. walang hiya ka.
> salamat!
19. mas matalino ako sa yo.
> ba't mo sinasabi?
20. ayaw ka namin dito
> anong gagawin mo?
Posted by Baladev on Apr 1, '08 7:47 AM for everyone
Im worse at what I do best
And for this gift I feel blessed
I found it hard
Its hard to find
Oh well, whatever, nevermind.
PS: I don't mind if I don't have a mind.
Posted by Baladev on Mar 30, '08 3:06 PM for everyone The toilet, the sink, a puddle, the laundry… it's so easy for your phone to wind up soaked through and through. Everyone has an opinion on how best to dry out a wet cell phone, but the technique I like best is to remove the battery and place the phone in a bowl of uncooked white rice. The rice wicks the water from the phone. (If your phone uses a SIM card, remove it too. At least you'll have your data.) Drying out a wet phone with a hair dryer is often a first impulse, but heat can damage the phone even more. For more ideas on drying, from using silica gel to halogen lamps, see Wikihow.
Posted by Baladev on Mar 30, '08 5:58 AM for everyone Pagmasdan ang ulan,
Unti-unting pumapatak sa mga halama't mga bulaklak
Pagmasdan ang dilim,
Unti-unting bumabalot sa buong paligid t'wing umuulan
Kasabay ng ulan bumubuhos ang 'yong ganda,
Kasabay rin ng hanging kumakanta
Maari bang huwag ka na
Sa piling ko'y lumisan pa hanggang ang hangi't ula'y tumila na
Buhos na ulan, aking mundo'y lunuring tuluyan
Tulad ng pag-agos mo,
'Di mapipigil ang puso kong nagliliyab
Pag-ibig ko'y umaapaw,
Damdamin ko'y humihiyaw sa tuwa
Tuwing umuulan at kapiling ka
Pagmasdan ang ulan,
Unti-unting tumitila
Ikaw ri'y magpapaalam na
Maari bang minsan pa, mahagkan ka't maiduyan pa
Sakbibi ka't ulan lamang ang saksi
Minsan pa ulan bumuhos ka't h'wag nang tumigil pa
Hatid mo ma'y bagyo, dalangin ito ng puso kong sumasamo
Pag-ibig ko'y umaapaw,
Damdamin ko'y humihiyaw sa tuwa
Tuwing umuulan at kapiling ka.
Posted by Baladev on Mar 23, '08 1:34 PM for everyone Copied from ♥ moNiQ ♥! Misis: Hindi ko na kaya 'to! Araw-araw na lang tayong nag-aaway Mabuti pa, umalis na ako sa bahay na 'to! Mister: Ako rin, sawang-sawa na! Away rito, away roon! Mabuti pa siguro, sumama na ako sa 'yo! Do you know INNER ROW? What is INNER ROW? Inner Row is that which comes before Pibrerow, Marsow, Abril, Mayow... Juan: Pare, noong mayaman pa kami, nagkakamay kaming kumain. Ngayong mahirap na kami, nakakutsara na. Pedro: Baligtad yata? Juan: Mahirap kamayin ang lugaw, pare! Anak: Itay, nagpapatanong si ma'am kung ano raw ang propesyon mo. Itay: Sabihin mo, cardiologist. Anak: Ano po ba ang cardiologist, Itay? Itay: 'Yung tagaayos ng radio sa car! Rodrigo: Bakit bad trip ka? Harry: Nagtampo sa 'kin ang utol ko. Rodrigo: Bakit naman? Harry: Nakalimutan ko kasi ang birthday niya. Rodrigo: 'Yun lang? Anong masama ru'n? Harry: Ang masama ru'n... twins kami! Twins!
Posted by Baladev on Mar 23, '08 2:54 AM for everyone From: " Multiply " <multiply@multiply.com> Add Mobile Alert To: baladev@rock.com Subject: Multiply - Copyright Violation One or more of your music playlists was found to be in violation of Multiply's terms of service regarding copyrights. We have deleted the following song: Sitti Navarro/Para sa akin From these playlists: http://balad3v.multiply.com/music/item/1384/Bands_Song_ListWe suggest you do the same with any other items that may contain copyrighted material. We reserve the right to cancel your account if we discover another violation. Thank you for understanding. Multiply customer service
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Posted by Baladev on Mar 14, '08 3:40 PM for everyone Nanood ako ng mga pelikula tapos...
Mga Nagustuhan:
1. Beowulf
2. 1408 (rekomendado ko ito! kahit na di ako convincing, hehe)
3. 3:10 to Yuma (pinanood ko 2 beses, at panooorin ko ulit)
4. The Machinist (ayos to, personal favorite)
5. Rescue Dawn (ayos din to, new fan ako ni Bale)
6. American Psycho (bad Patrick!)
7. The Wicker Man (kawawang nicolas cage, na-cage!)
8. Zodiac (true case ito sa US noong 60s-70s tungkol sa isang serial killer na tawag sa sarili niya ay "Zodiac")
9. Ratatouille (panoorin mo ang ganda)
10. Meet the Spartans (300 Parody - Super jackass comedy!)
Mga di nagustuhan
1. You Move You Die (kung may malampasan kang ISANG pelikula sa buong buhay mo ito na dapat yon)
2. 2012 Doomsday (watch this at your own risk)
Boring
1. Transformers
2. Sweeney Todd
3. The Devil Wears Prada
4. Alien vs Predator
Wala balak panoorin
1. Rambo
2. Death Note
3. Fantastic Four
Posted by Baladev on Mar 2, '08 11:31 AM for everyone Nanay: Ang lakas mo kumain pero di ka mautusan. Ang kapal mo!
Anak: Kapag yung baboy natin mlakas kumain, natutuwa ka. Sino b talaga ang anak mo, ako o ung baboy? Umayos ka nay! Wag ganun!
SA BAKERY:
Pulubi: Palimos po ng cake.
Ale: Aba, sosyal ka ah! Namalimos ka lang, gusto mo pang cake.. eto pandesal!
Pulubi: Haller! Ate?! Bday ko kaya today?!?
'dear te, dear te, dear te!!!'
-sigaw ni Anabel Rama kay Lorin at Veniz (mga anak ni Rofa) habang naglalaro ng tubig sa kanal.
when your lips are silent and your eyes are closed and your ears are deaf. It only means one thing. May discount ka sa jeep. Disabled ka 'tol, disabled!
NOEL: ipapangalan ko sa aking anak " LEON " baliktad ng Noel.
NINO: sa akin ONIN baliktad ng NINO.
TOTO: wag niyo akong maisali-sali dyan sa usapan niyo!
NUN: mother! I was raped. What shall I do?
Mother SUPERIOR: here, take this calamansi.
NUN: will this ease the pain?
Mother SUPERIOR: sipsipin mo! Nang mawala ngiti sa mukha mo!
Teacher: Juan give me a color that starts with letter M. Except maroon!
Juan: hmmm..
Maitim!
Mapute!
Maputla!
Madilaw!
Mamink-mink!
Mukang berde!
Mejo asul!
Teacher: Ungas!
Shortest fairy tale ever:
Once upon a time, the girl got pregnant and the boy asked her, "Will you marry me?" The girl said, "No." And the boy live happily ever after.
Posted by Baladev on Jan 27, '08 12:20 PM for everyone The tragedy of life is not that man loses, but that he almost wins. - Heywood Broun Heywood Broun had one of the bigger profiles in the newspaper world in the first half of the 20th century, thanks in part to having founded the American Newspaper Guild in 1933 (The Newspaper Guild today). He was a devoted socialist and a member of the famous New York City-based writers' group the Algonquin Round Table. His wife, Ruth Hale, founded the Lucy Stone League, a women's rights organization that defended women who didn't want to change their maiden name after marriage. Sports do not build character. They reveal it. - Heywood Hale Broun Broun, the son of sportswriter and journalist Heywood Broun, worked much like his father did, in sports journalism. The younger Broun worked for CBS Sports as a color commentator for almost 20 years, beginning in 1965, where he was known for his handlebar mustache and "colorful" sport coats. He also did some acting, largely guest-starring parts on the likes of Car 54, Where Are You? and The Patty Duke Show. When two men in business always agree, one of them is unnecessary. - William Wrigley Jr. Wrigley, founder of the chewing gum company that bears his name, bought the professional baseball team whose stadium bears his name in 1925, but Chicago's Wrigley Field wasn't the first Wrigley Field. In 1921, he bought the Los Angeles Angels, a minor league baseball team. When he failed to convince the city of Los Angeles to improve their park, he built one himself at 42nd and Avalon in South Central L.A. and called it -- no surprise -- Wrigley Field. Most men, when they think they are thinking, are merely rearranging their prejudices. - Knute Rockne Rockne rose to fame as the innovative head coach of Notre Dame's football team from 1918 to 1930, and although he didn't invent the forward pass, his creative offenses helped to popularize it. In March of 1931, he was one of eight people who died in a plane crash en route to Los Angeles.
In 1988, he was honored by the U.S. Post Office with a commemorative stamp.
If a man has talent and cannot use it, he has failed. - Thomas Wolfe If American author Thomas Wolfe were alive today, he could make a claim that few writers in history could make and that even fewer would want to make: He wrote more full-length novels after he died than he wrote while alive.
Look Homeward, Angel is not only Wolfe's most famous novel, but it's also the only one he wrote and organized himself. The Web and the Rock, You Can't Go Home Again, and The Hills Beyond were all stitched together from various manuscripts, outlines and short stories following his death in 1938. Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other. - Ann Landers Chicago nurse and writer Ruth Crowley served as the original Ann Landers, writing the syndicated advice column from its inception in 1942 until her death in 1955. That same year, Esther Friedman Lederer won a contest to take over the column as "Ann Landers" later that year, and ultimately assumed the copyright to the name. Before she died, she chose to have the column end upon her death in 2002. Her twin sister, Pauline Friedman Phillips, began writing "Dear Abby" under the pen name Abigail Van Buren in 1956, a column that is written today by her daughter Jeanne. Young men think old men are fools; but old men know young men are fools. - George Chapman The English dramatist and classical scholar was a well-respected playwright and contemporary of Shakespeare whose translations of Homer were held in high regard.
He was, however, unlucky in patronage, as both of his major patrons died relatively young. Robert Devereux, 2nd Earl of Essex, was executed for treason by Elizabeth I, and Henry, Prince of Wales, died of typhoid when he was 18. As an indirect result, when Chapman died, he was flat broke. Natural ability without education has more often attained glory than education without natural ability. - Cicero The Ancient Roman statesman and politician was considered the most effective orator of his day. His speeches in the Roman Senate and the writings that have survived are of such an eloquence they are considered models of Classical Latin.
When Rome fell under a power struggle between Pompey and Julius Caesar, Cicero was forced to choose sides, and he picked the loser (Pompey). Although Caesar, now dictator, pardoned Cicero, the orator relished in Caesar's assassination two years later. We don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks. - Bill Watterson The American cartoonist was the author of the widely popular comic strip Calvin and Hobbes, which began in 1985 and ran until he announced his decision to retire the strip in 1995. He has always attempted to maintain the strip's integrity, first by defying the structural limitations placed on strips by newspaper publishers, then by refusing to merchandise it across T-shirts or coffee mugs and never allowing the strip made into an animated series. When I see an adult on a bicycle, I do not despair for the future of the human race. - H.G. Wells The prolific English writer is often referred to as "the father of science fiction" for his sci-fi novels, including The War of the Worlds and The Time Machine but his work spanned a number of genres, including fiction as well as non-fiction. He is also referred to as the "father of miniature wargaming" for producing the first set of rules, called "Little Wars," for using toy soldiers as playing pieces.
The only way to truly know someone is to argue with them. - Anne Frank Under Nazi persecution, Jewish teenager Anne Frank fled Germany with her family to Amsterdam. When the Nazis occupied Holland, Anne, her family and four others went into hiding in an annex at the back of her father's office building.
There, Anne continued a diary she had begun before the occupation, in which she dreamed, among other things, of becoming a famous writer. Ultimately, the group was betrayed, and Anne died of typhus along with her sister at the Bergen-Belsen concentration camp.
To date, her diary has sold more than 20 million copies worldwide, making her one of the best-selling writers in history.
A happy life consists in the mastery of hardships. - Helen Keller Author and activist Helen Keller was both deaf and blind for virtually her entire life (she lost those sensory faculties following an illness before she was 2 years old), so how she might have defined "hardship" no doubt differs drastically from the definitions of most other people. Despite this, she learned to read five languages in braille and at the age of 24, she graduated magna cum laude from Radcliffe College. Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it is awfully hard to get it back in. - H.R. Haldeman Haldeman served as President Nixon's Chief of Staff from 1969 to 1973, and played a rather big role in the Watergate scandal, which ultimately forced Nixon to resign. Before it came to that, Nixon asked for Haldeman's resignation with the hopes that it would relieve some of the pressure on the administration at the time. Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt. - Abraham Lincoln This trenchant expression is so well-known that it has, to some degree, been divorced from Lincoln and entered into the pantheon of proverbial sayings.
This stands to reason: However applicable it was in Lincoln's time, it has become especially so in the modern world.
Today's mass communication technology makes a huge platform and a vast audience available to virtually anyone anxious to prove just how foolish they really are. Never trust the advice of a man in difficulties. - Aesop In Aesop's The Fox and the Goat in the Well, a fox is stuck in a well and can't get out, so he convinces a goat to come down and "enjoy the delicious water." The goat jumps down, and the fox leaps off the goat's horns and frees himself from the well, leaving the goat behind.
Whether Greek fable or Native American mythology, you can always count on the clever fox to live up to his reputation as a trickster, a schemer. He's neither immoral nor evil; at most he's amoral, and only interested in the moment. Rest assured, he'll be in trouble again soon enough. Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away. - Philip K. Dick One of the most prolific, influential and decorated science fiction writers of the 20th century, Dick's novels and short stories often share a similar motif: They challenge what exactly constitutes reality.
For the writer himself, as he got older, reality become harder and harder to clarify. By his mid-40s, he began to experience mental problems that included a series of visions followed by severe paranoia involving the FBI and the KGB plotting against him. Never explain -- your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyhow. - Elbert Hubbard 19th and 20th century American writer and publisher Elbert Hubbard is probably most famous for an inspirational essay entitled "A Message to Garcia." The essay praises a soldier's initiative for going into battle and doing his duty without asking questions, and the essay was distributed to every U.S. Navy and U.S. Marine enlistee during both World War I and World War II.
Hubbard and his wife died aboard the RMS Lusitania when it was torpedoed by a German submarine in May of 1915. To live for a time close to great minds is the best kind of education. - John Buchan The Scottish Novelist and former Governor General of Canada is probably best-known for his World War I spy novel The Thirty-Nine Steps. However, his greatest contribution to literature might be his creation, in 1937, of the Governor General's Literary Awards, among Canada's most prestigious recognition of authors in various categories. Since then, similar awards in both Visual and Media Arts and Architecture have been added. It is a thousand times better to have common sense without education than to have education without common sense. - Robert Green Ingersoll A Civil War veteran and one-time Illinois attorney general, Ingersoll was the most popular orator of his day. His speeches, on topics that ranged from advocating free thought and agnosticism to ridiculing religion, drew huge crowds and commanded excessively high fees.
As an attorney in private practice, Ingersoll was the F. Lee Bailey of the 19th century, defending scandalous clients in a number of high-profile trials.
A good general can defeat his enemy 100 times in 100 battles, a great general can defeat his enemy before the battle begins. - Sun Tzu From Napoleon to Mao to MacArthur, for centuries generals have led their armies according to the principles laid out by Sun Tzu. Yet this military treatise discusses little about formation and troop movement; instead, Sun Tzu instructs the reader on how to win a war without having to go into battle.
As the quote suggests, Tzu's strategy for battle is grounded in his understanding of the finesse of psychological warfare. As such, the treatise has found its way into boardrooms, locker rooms and beyond.
Posted by Baladev on Jan 27, '08 8:17 AM for everyone Wow, I'm getting frequent to blogging. And honestly, I can't remember what blabs and babbles I babbled on my recent blogs. No time to examine them right now. Oh my, I'm stuck up again. Bye for a while...
Posted by Baladev on Jan 25, '08 9:45 AM for everyone 
There is a sacredness in tears. They are not the mark of weakness, but of power. They speak more eloquently than ten thousand tongues. They are messengers of overwhelming grief... and unspeakable love.He who controls others may be powerful, but he who has mastered himself is mightier still. If you realized how powerful your thoughts are, you would never think a negative thought. Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. When you doubt your power, you give power to your doubt. There are times when fear is good. It must keep its watchful place at the heart's controls. There is advantage in the wisdom won from pain. If you don't control your mind, someone else will. Power is the ability to do good things for others. We have, I fear, confused power with greatness. An honest man can feel no pleasure in the exercise of power over his fellow citizens. The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves. And Globe TM says, Power to the piso...
Posted by Baladev on Jan 22, '08 7:56 PM for everyone I was making a blog on my other blog page (Y! 360). My mind is full of those information and I was vigorously and excitedly typing whlie the infos are smoothly streaming out from my short memory. And, guess what? The computer got bluescreen and all the data I've been typing was virtuously lost! In my total upset, this blog was created. I was yelling in my mind like 'SETBWING PC KA LAGI KA NA LANG BLUESCREEN WINALA MO ANG MAHABANG BLOG KO ANAK KA NG PUTAKTENG PATING NA PINAKANTA NG SANGKATUTAK NA TAONG WALANG KATAPUSAN! SENSYA NA KAYO HAYY.. KUNG MAY CTRL Z LANG ANG ORAS SANA SINAVE KO NA KANINA, WAAHH... SIGURO ITUTULOY KO NA LANG MAMAYA, I NEED TO SLEEP! MY BODY CLOCK IS TWISTED.'
Posted by Baladev on Jan 15, '08 12:18 PM for everyone On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts. "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me," said one boy. Several dropped and rolled down toward the fence. Another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle. As he passed, he thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery. He slowed down to investigate. Sure enough, he heard, "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me." He just knew what it was. He jumped back on his bike and rode off. Just around the bend he met an old man with a cane, hobbling along. "Come here quick," said the boy, "you won't believe what I heard! Lucifer and Saint Peter are down at the cemetery dividing up the souls." The man said, "Beat it kid, can't you see it's hard for me to walk." When the boy insisted though, the man hobbled slowly to the cemetery. Standing by the fence they heard, "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me." The old man whispered, "Boy, you've been telling me the truth. Let's see if we can see Saint Peter." Shaking with fear, they peered through the fence, yet were still unable to see anything. The old man and the boy gripped the wrought iron bars of the fence tighter and tighter as they tried to get a glimpse of Saint Peter. At last they heard, "One for you, one for me. That's all. Now let's go get those nuts by the fence and we'll be done." They say the old man made it back to town a full five minutes ahead of the kid on the bike.
Posted by Baladev on Jan 15, '08 12:05 PM for everyone A couple, with children, was trying out a new babysitter. About an hour after they left for a night on the town, they realized they had forgotten to give her their cell phone number, so one of them called her. After she wrote down the number, the babysitter asked if she could watch satellite TV in their bedroom. She had just put the children to bed and wanted to watch a particular show. Well of course she could watch TV in their room, they replied. The babysitter had one other request: could she put a sheet or blanket over the clown statue that was in the bedroom? It kind of made her nervous. "Take the children and go to the neighbors," said whichever parent was talking to her. We’ll call the police. We don’t have a clown statue. The police caught the clown as he was running through the neighborhood.
Posted by Baladev on Jan 14, '08 8:43 PM for everyone This gadget has 17 hours of playing time and can recharge your cell phone and laptop. » How much is it?
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